Reasons to Read – Time Travel, Bad TV & Sex Tapes

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Have I ever told you my tale of riding with two former Texas Rangers in the late 19th century?  I rode along with them on a cattle drive from Texas to Montana.

Have I told you about the time I was a British Agent in Cold War Berlin?  Or traveled to Moscow before the collapse of the Soviet Union and found three corpses frozen in the snow, faces and fingers missing?  If I failed to mention these exploits, I probably failed to mention that I served in Vietnam and walked with a father and son in the post-apocalyptic future.

I don’t have any sort of super powers over the universe.  I have no extraordinary abilities, but yet, I am able to travel in time and go places that others can only dream of.  The cost of my adventures?  Next to nothing!  I have traveled the world over ten times for what most of us pay for cable television each month.

Before you say I am full of more sh*t than a Christmas turkey, or place the call to have me committed, remember we all have the ability to visit far away places of intrigue, adventure and romance.

Sadly, most of us never will.

In last weeks post “Reasons to Read – Getting in Touch With Your Inner Casting Director I mentioned that one-third of high school graduates never read another book, and 42% of college graduates will never read another book after college. The numbers are shocking!

Of course, I have never been on a cattle drive with two Texas Rangers.  But, I have read Larry McMurtry’s Lonesome Dove.  I have never been to Berlin or Moscow, but I have read The Spy Who Came in From the Cold by John Le Carre and Martin Cruz Smith’s Gorky Park.  I never served in the military, but traveled with Tim O’Brien as I read his outstanding book The Things They Carried.  I can’t predict the next hour, much less travel into the future, but Cormac McCarthy’s The Road took me there.                             

So why don’t more people read?

Was it the classics we were forced to read in high school, that at the time, seemed like the driest, dullest stories in the world?  If our teachers hadn’t forced Shakespeare or The Great Gatsby upon us, but instead choose Jack Kerouac’s On the Road or even SE Hinton’s The Outsiders, would more people read today?  Maybe with the popularity of the Harry Potter novels and the Twilight series the reading numbers will improve.  It is hard to deny the book marketing directed towards today’s youth.  I don’t recall my generation or generations thereafter being targeted with anything as popular and mass appealing as we are seeing today.

People don’t read because they would rather be entertained by the television.  They would rather sit back on the couch and watch Dancing with the Stars.  This is a show where I haven’t even heard of the so-called stars.  Watch dancing?  Are you serious?  I was forced to take ballroom dancing in 8th grade with “Mr. Al.”  Hated it then and don’t watch it now.

Do I really need to know or care about which rather large person can lose the most weight on The Biggest Loser?  Am I supposed to be entertained by a network show that concludes with obese people standing on a weight scale?

I don’t get the X Factor, Survivor, American Idol or America’s Next Top Model.  Don’t even get me started with Jersey Shore.  Someone please, give me one, just one, valid reason to watch such numbingly bad television.  I don’t even understand the popularity of CSI, the show that is as fake as the backdrops were on Bonanza.

What about the greatest sham pulled on the American public this year?  How many millions and millions of misguided fools watched and continue to follow the Kim Kardashian marriage saga?  Why am I supposed to be enthralled about the life of a wanna-be celebrity?  A woman made famous by a sex tape, gets married and 72 days later wants a divorce.  What a joke, and the punch line is on the ever-caring public as she laughs all the way to the bank.

Turn it off.  Tune it out.

Instead, take a trip to the not to distant future with Suzanne Collins in The Hunger Games or help D.D. Warren solve the case in Lisa Gardner’s Love You More.  

I’m not taking calls right now I’m on another journey, this time with James Rollins in The Devil Colony.

Come Monday:  Here at Lost in a Drunken Banquet of Static we celebrate the survival of another weekend!  And if it’s Monday, it’s time to start reading a new book.  On this day, we will go to the bookstore, the digital library and even dust off a few books on the bookshelf.  We will not only explore reasons to read, but also discuss other topics including book v. the movie.  Together we will also revisit some classics and look at how they are holding up with time, discuss our favorites, etc.

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Reasons to Read – Getting In Touch With Your Inner Casting Director

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Recently a small but certainly loud uproar circulated throughout the internet over the news that Tom Cruise had been cast to star as Jack Reacher, the former US Army cop, in mega-popular author Lee Childs novel One Shot.

The best-selling thriller series has sold more than 50 million copies and apparently the loyal readers did not approve of Cruise, a full ten inches shorter than Reacher, who is described in the novels as being six-foot, five-inches tall and weighs 250 pounds.  They charged that Cruise was too short and good-looking to play the menacing character.

One fan went as far to criticize the author, “He is clearly out of touch with his reading public.  I am seriously thinking that my Child-reading days are over.”

Extreme?  Certainly.  Sitting in the casting chair as we read our favorite novels can make us that way.

Great authors can make a character feel like part of our family.  We fall in love with them.  We feel their pain and rejoice in their triumphs.

It brings up an important and rarely discussed point.  One of the joys of reading is also to play the part of casting director.  Readers are loyal to their favorite authors.  We read each new release in a series and follow along with intense enthusiasm.

When I read a novel, at some point along the journey, I will stop and picture certain actors playing the roles in the book.  I become the casting director, and in my own little world, my imagination gets to pick and choose who I believe is perfect for the part.

I have always cheered when a book I’ve read, or an author I have long followed, starts to get national recognition.

When Hollywood announced plans to adapt Michael Connolly’s novel The Lincoln Lawyer to the big screen I was excited.  My inner casting director thought Matthew McConoughey was the perfect choice to play Mickey Haller.  I was excited to see the movie and pleased with the results.  The movie stayed true to the novel and McConoughey finally delivered, after several suspect roles.  My inner casting director was pleased.

Have you ever tried to go back and read a favorite novel after its been made into a movie?  Try reading Larry McMurtry’s Lonesome Dove without picturing Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones as Gus and Woodrow.  Try and read Robert Ludlum’s The Bourne Identity without seeing Matt Damon floating in your imagination.  It can’t be done!

Pick a Thomas Harris novel back up and read the exploits of the most chilling, evil antagonist ever written – Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

     Hannibal Lecter:  Why do you think he removes their skins.  Agent Starling?  Enthrall me with your acumen.

     Clarice Starling:  It excites him.  Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.

     Hannibal Lecter: I didn’t.

     Clarice Starling: No.  No, you ate yours.

Your nightmares will be forever invaded with the image of Sir Anthony Hopkins.

When you read Dennis Lehane’s Shelter Island did you see Leonardo DiCaprio starring in the role of US Marshall Teddy Daniels?  Did you read Charles Portis’ novel True Grit?  Who do you see in the role of Rooster Cogburn?  John Wayne or Jeff Bridges?  What about the adaptation of best-selling novel Da Vinci Code?  The novel sold over 65 million copies and ranks tenth on the all-time bestseller list.  But did 65 million casting directors agree with the choice of Tom Hanks to play Robert Langdon?  Or did you read Angels & Deamons and picture a different Langdon?

It will be interesting to watch how the public will react to Stieg Larson’s mega-seller The Girl with the Dragoon Tattoo.  The soon to be released movie adaptation stars Daniel Craig as Mikael Blomkvist and Rooney Mara as Lisabeth Salander.  Will you inner casting director be pleased?

Is there a book/movie that Hollywood’s casting director nailed it spot on?  Has there been a movie version of a favorite novel that was so miscast that your inner casting director vision was ruined?

Leave a comment and let me know what you think…

Note:  I read somewhere that one-third of high school graduates never read another book.  It has been reported 42% of college graduates never read another book after college.  We need more readers.  We need more casting directors!