Today’s blog is for all those that are stressed out over the holidays, for those who haven’t even started shopping, and for the lost souls who continue to search for a parking space at your local mall.
One of my all-time favorite Christmas songs from talented Texas singer-songwriter Robert Earl Keen.
Hope you enjoy the song and the video….
Feliz Navidad!!
This little funny was sent to me yesterday via email:
A Christmas Story
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had ‘disappeared’. The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.
Wife, with a blushing smile: Yes, I remember that my Love.
Husband: Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.
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I needed a smile! Thanks Tim!
Your very welcome!
I hope everyone decides to groove to this tune and stay at home, on-line shopping while others battle the parking field. I also hope that really was a joke and not you fictionalized…hmm??? Funny either way. 😉
Not to worry August, that was not me, but I did enjoy the humor of it!
Tim, that wasn’t you, was it? Say it ain’t so…
That is not me. That is REK.
Too funny, Tim. Wishing your a jewellry store with a bar next door!
Thank you Sheila. Every jewelry store, hair and nail salon should come with a bar next door.
The joke speaks to the kindness of women – otherwise he’d be dead The song was priceless. I have heard about christmasses like this one – never all at one home, and mostly at my former in-laws’ house…;)
have a great day, tim
Robert Earl Keen is well-known (at least in Texas and this part of the world) for his songwriting and humor. This song is always a crowd favorite.
Very funny — and I agree with Louise on the kindness of the wife. Have a happy holiday, Tim.
Thank you Alicia and happy holiday’s to you as well!
Hilarious, sums up Texas and Christmas nicely:) Just kidding, we don’t all celebrate that way, well at least not EVERY year!
Merry Christmas
The song is a Redneck anthem!
Thank you Tim. I really needed this today. I am feeling the pressure.
Glad you enjoyed it and were able to get a chuckle or two!
Fabulous, Tim! In the bar next door…LMAO!
With the traffic around the malls at a standstill, the best place to be is in the bar!
LOVE that joke! 🙂